A STORY HAS TO START SOMEWHERE, SO LET'S BEGIN WITH A LONELY WAREHOUSE, IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT, WHERE WE FIND A ROBBERY TAKING PLACE..
Thief 1: Hold it, you guys! I think I heard somethin'!
Thief 2: Relax, Charlie! It was probably just a mouse!
SUDDENLY, THE MOST AWESOME IMAGE IN CRIME-FIGHTING APPEARS ON THE WALL DIRECTLY ABOVE THE STARTLED THIEVES...
Spiderman: Mouse? You've never seen a mouse like this before!
Thief 2: L-Look! It.. It's..
Spiderman: Don't be shy, fella! You can say my name! It's Spider-Man!
Thief 3: Get ’im! There are three of us! He can't take us all!
Thief 1: UGH!
Spiderman: BROTHER, YOU'RE LIVING IN A FOOL'S PARADISE!
Thief 2: OOF!
Thief 3: OW!
MINUTES LATER...
Thief 2: Some big criminal mastermind you are!
Thief 1: Aw, shaddup! Whoever expectedSpider-Man to but in!
Officer 1: Look, Joe! Spider-Man's been here! And how! are!
AND NOT FAR AWAY...
Spiderman: It’s almost too easy! I've run out of enemies who can give me any real opposition! I’m too powerful for any foe! I almost wish for an opponent who’d give me a run for my money!
Three criminals are stealing a safe, but suddenly Spider-Man shows up to defeat them. He straps the three criminals up using his webs for the police to find.